Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

[Tiger Duck]

Random Banter?

Random Banter!

I think you know what this thread is for... But just in case you don't:
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And here, linked for your convenience, are the previous incarnations of this thread.
Previous Threads:

Amotis' Random Banter #1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13484)
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13401)
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13319)
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13205)
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13146)
Jibar's Random Banter #6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13026)
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12939)
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12918)
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12855)
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12834)
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12809)
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12785)
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12766)
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12747)
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12740)
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12735)
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12693)
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12668)
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12657)
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12638)
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12630)
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12614)
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12598)
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12578)
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El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12503)
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12494)
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12482)
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12468)
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12458)
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12445)
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12432)
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(http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118380)Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6614894)

Be kind to one another
As stated above, this thread is for random discussion, not random chit chat. That is to say, this is a forum, not your IM client. People have set up an unofficial IRC chat thingy for that sort of thing. Not only will you not annoy the people here, you will also help increase the popularity of the IRC chat. The latter is great... the former? Not so much.

So... have fun, I guess!

[Cyrano]

In the name of Loki, and the name of Ahriman, and the name of someone else who was depicted as evil in some religion that's probably not practiced anywhere anymore, I hereby consecrate this thread in the name of the INTERNET.

[Neko Toast]

I love that new Random Banter Thread smell. :smallamused:

So, what's the current discussion right now? Something about sausages and double entendres?

[Hell Puppi]

I knew you'd make the new thread if it came down to it. :smallamused:

[DraPrime]

I love that new Random Banter Thread smell. :smallamused:

So, what's the current discussion right now? Something about sausages and double entendres?

Well there have been some things that are far more blunt that double entendres.

[Raiser Blade]

It's like

"Well what if you're a girl teeheeteehee???"

":smallwink::smallwink::smallwink::smallwink: I'm not going to touch THAT ONE!!!"

"Vagina"


"HOW COULD YOU?!?"

[Cristo Meyers]

Well there have been some things that are far more blunt that double entendres.

And for once Mordokai and I had nothing to do with it...

[Cyrano]

It's like

"Well what if you're a girl teeheeteehee???"

":smallwink::smallwink::smallwink::smallwink: I'm not going to touch THAT ONE!!!"

"Vagina"


"HOW COULD YOU?!?"

To be fair, it's perfectly possible to mention vaginas in a socially respectable manner. Rarely is it possible to do so whilst mentioning bratwurst. And not the fun, euphemistic kind of bratwurst either.

[Neko Toast]

It's like

"Well what if you're a girl teeheeteehee???"

":smallwink::smallwink::smallwink::smallwink: I'm not going to touch THAT ONE!!!"

"Vagina"


"HOW COULD YOU?!?"

... Is it sad that I giggled when I read "vagina"? And then giggled more at "HOW COULD YOU?!?" ?

[Tiger Duck]

I knew you'd make the new thread if it came down to it. :smallamused:

well I wasn't going to let you down now was I:smallwink:

[Dr. Bath]

Loki wasn't that evil. Most of the time.

People have the best names. I came across a Dr. Smart today. Whatanawesomename.

[DraPrime]

"Vagina"

You know what saddens me? I still giggle in my mind whenever I hear this word. I'm friggin 17. In less than a year I will be an adult. What the hell? I demand an extension of my childhood! I am clearly too immature.

[Player_Zero]

Admiral? How many promotions is that exactly? Gotta be at least three.

Anyway, as I recall we were talking about the length of my various parts.

[Hell Puppi]

well I wasn't going to let you down now was I :smallwink:

Heh now lets see if anyone remembers that they were trying to talk me into a new thread 50 pages down the line. :smalltongue:

[Cyrano]

Loki wasn't that evil. Most of the time.

He had the best evil PR though. I mean, how many people off the street can randomly name frost giants or somesuch?

[Neko Toast]

You know what saddens me? I still giggle in my mind whenever I hear this word. I'm friggin 17. In less than a year I will be an adult. What the hell? I demand an extension of my childhood! I am clearly too immature.

*hem* *points to her last post*

Keep in mind, I am 19 years old, and female. I shouldn't be giggling.

[Dr. Bath]

Admiral? How many promotions is that exactly? Gotta be at least three.

Anyway, as I recall we were talking about the length of my various parts.

From Captain? It's four. Captain then Commodore then Rear Admiral then Vice Admiral then Admiral.


He had the best evil PR though. I mean, how many people off the street can randomly name frost giants or somesuch?

True I guess. Hades gets it pretty bad too mind. And Hel. None of them were that bad.

[Cristo Meyers]

*hem* *points to her last post*

Keep in mind, I am 19 years old, and female. I shouldn't be giggling.

25 & married :smalltongue:

[Hell Puppi]

It's four. Captain then Commodore then Rear Admiral then Vice Admiral then Admiral.


Heheh 'Rear Admiral'....



25 & married :smalltongue:

...yeah I'm always gonna have the mindset of a five-year old. Maybe that why I want to teach Kindergartners. :smallsigh:

[Tiger Duck]

From Captain? It's four. Captain then Commodore then Rear Admiral then Vice Admiral then Admiral.


Adama went from captain to admiral so I think I should be allowed to pretend likewise.

[DraPrime]

Anyway, as I recall we were talking about the length of my various parts.

Doesn't that usually depend on the temperature?


*hem* *points to her last post*

Keep in mind, I am 19 years old, and female. I shouldn't be giggling.

Clearly, we are both undeserving of adulthood.

[Neko Toast]

Heheh 'Rear Admiral'....


...yeah I'm always gonna have the mindset of a five-year old. Maybe that why I want to teach Kindergartners. :smallsigh:

That reminds me of yesterday at gaming... We met with an NPC called Simon. None of us could keep a straight face when the GM said "Simon says... " :smallbiggrin:

[Cristo Meyers]

...yeah I'm always gonna have the mindset of a five-year old. Maybe that why I want to teach Kindergartners. :smallsigh:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/lease.png

Seems relevent

[Dr. Bath]

Heheh 'Rear Admiral'....

There's Cox'n, Able Seaman and Leading Seaman too. Not the best choices of names...


Adama went from captain to admiral so I think I should be allowed to pretend likewise.

Well if enough people die in one go...

[Hell Puppi]

Seems relevent

Gods yes. Hopefully no one in the 'real world' will catch on until after I get a job.

[Rutskarn]

There's no ChocolateHammertisment in this one.

Obviously, by any objective standard, this is the worst Random Banter in ages.

[Phase]

I was thinking about Batman that time too.

[Quincunx]

. . .You couldn't decide what sort of Bat-tool he'd have for that occasion, either?

[eidreff]

I'm 32 and still find jokes like "What's red and sits in a corner? A naughty fire-engine" amusing. I nearly swallowed my tongue with snorts of suppressed laughter.

Generally I think that staying young of mind is good. All that's left when you grow up is to regress to a second childhood, so overall you save time never leaving it in the first place.

[Tiger Duck]

There's no ChocolateHammertisment in this one.

Obviously, by any objective standard, this is the worst Random Banter in ages.

I obviously disagree with this assessment of the situation. Subliminal messages don't belong in RB
being an hypocrite is fun

[Destro_Yersul]

I saw a bumper sticker once that said "I may get older, but I'll never grow up." I would have bought it if I had a car to put it on.

[Alteran]

Aww, my thread-time is over. I guess I'll have to wait (how long did I guess, almost two years?) a long time until the next one, but my day will come. Again.

I am most certainly not mature enough to be an adult. I mean, I'm not an adult, but I doubt things will get any better in the 25 months until I am.

Edit:


I obviously disagree with this assessment of the situation. Subliminal messages don't belong in RB
being an hypocrite is fun

White text doesn't count as subliminal, does it? I'd think it's just hidden. For a subliminal message you'd need people to notice it and take in the information without realizing that they are.

[Cyrano]

^^The solution, obviously, is put it on your tricycle.
Seriously, sometimes people just don't get it.

[DraPrime]

^^The solution, obviously, is put it on your tricycle.
Seriously, sometimes people just don't get it.

Or on your rear. That's a sort of "bumper."

[Cyrano]

Or on your rear. That's a sort of "bumper."

Far more likely to be your front.

[Rutskarn]

Far more likely to be your front.

You're a bad, bad, bad person.

Jeeps, we've been pretty damn ribald here lately.

[Cyrano]

You're a bad, bad, bad person.

You're adorable.

[Tamburlaine]

You're adorable.

Seconded. Rutskarn is adorable.

[Neko Toast]

Seconded. Rutskarn is adorable.

Really? You think so? He doesn't seem like he's all that cuddly, though...

[Cyrano]

Really? You think so? He doesn't seem like he's all that cuddly, though...

You just gotta stroke him the right way.

[Phase]

You just gotta stroke him the right way.

If you know what I mean.

[Neko Toast]

If you know what I mean.

... *facepalm* :smallannoyed: I suppose I should have seen this coming.

[Cyrano]

If you know what I mean.

Listen, Phase, there is such a thing as subtlety, okay? That's when I say, "Baby I know how to make you feel goooood" and then DON'T follow up with "...with naked humpings," EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S THE OUTCOME. And, because I'm saying this on the internet, so does everyone else.

It's okay, we could never hide our love for long anyway, Phase.

[Destro_Yersul]

Oh, so it's innuendo you want, is it? Well, give me some time, I'm sure I can come up with something good.

Or I could just say 'screw it' and try to think of ways to turn off the sun for a bit.

[Rutskarn]

Or I could just say 'screw it' and try to think of ways to turn off the sun for a bit.

With naked humpings.

[Tiger Duck]

Oh, so it's innuendo you want, is it? Well, give me some time, I'm sure I can come up with something good.

Or I could just say 'screw it' and try to think of ways to turn off the sun for a bit.

I'm thinking heavy duty jet engines bolted on the moon and some kind of remote.

Edit: or you know With naked humpings. tsss:smallannoyed:

[Cyrano]

With naked humpings.

God...DAMN it. He said 'screw it'! Right there in his post! I had a brilliant line, and you went and ruined it.

You're just the absolute most inFURIATING individual I have ever had the mis- aw, no, don't look like that! Awww! No! Really, I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean it, it's okay, I didn't mean it, I've just had a, a tough day at work. C'mere, just let me ruffle your hair, you're a GOOD poster, yes you are! Yeeeeees you are!

[Neko Toast]

... Okay, the five year old in me must have turned off, because I'm rolling my eyes instead of giggling. I'll be back later when either A) the five year old turns on again, or B) the humor in the thread is less... immature.

[Tamburlaine]

If someone adopts "With naked humpings" as their catchphrase, I think I'd scream.

[Cristo Meyers]

If someone adopts "With naked humpings" as their catchphrase, I think I'd scream.

It could be worse. It could become the next "that's what she said."

[Cyrano]

It could be worse. It could become the next "that's what she said."

How is that WORSE? I didn't make "that's what she said." This could only be way better, by default.

[Phase]

This could only be way better, by default.

Better, and with naked humplings.

[Cyrano]

And with naked humplings.

Look, Phase, AGAIN, the subtlety thing? That was IMPLIED on the part of all the naked humpings.
Also what is a humpling plox

[Player_Zero]

What about me, am I adorable?

Heh. As if I need to ask. Of course I'm adorable. And loveable.

[Neko Toast]

What about me, am I adorable?

Heh. As if I need to ask. Of course I'm adorable. And loveable.

You're a skeleton with a top hat and an afro. How is it not adorable?

[Tamburlaine]

What about me, am I adorable?

Heh. As if I need to ask. Of course I'm adorable. And loveable.

Your ego looks as though it would be fun to stroke and cuddle.

Also, I think a humpling is like a snotling, but more, uh, raunchy.

[Phase]

Look, Phase, AGAIN, the subtlety thing? That was IMPLIED on the part of all the naked humpings.

I realize, so I put it in noun form.

Everyone reading this is now a humpling, naked or otherwise.

[Cyrano]

You're a skeleton with a top hat and an afro. How is it not adorable?

I always assumed that was a miasma.
I'd still hit it.
Phase may I say I don't know what they are but humplings sound delicious.

[Cristo Meyers]

You're a skeleton with a top hat and an afro. How is it not adorable?

And the pirate king, if I remember correctly.

Player Zero: king of the pirates, king...of our hearts.

...or at the very least tyrant and overlord of our souls, whichever's more convienent at the time.

[Rutskarn]

Right, that's it. I'm definitely including a race called Humplings into my next D&D campaign.

And just to screw with the PCs, they'll be genderless recluses who hate all life and have the power to rip out souls with a touch. Who's laughing now, Frito?

[Player_Zero]

I always assumed that was a miasma.
I'd still hit it.
Phase may I say I don't know what they are but humplings sound delicious.

No, no. It's an afro. He's a character from One Piece. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Q7Dvfmouo)



Player Zero: king of the pirates, king...of our hearts.

Excellent.

[Tamburlaine]

Player_Zero, if you're the King of our hearts, does that mean you're married to Diana?

[Cyrano]

Player_Zero, if you're the King of our hearts, does that mean you're married to Diana?

Only if he's firmly on the "He's a girl" side of the fence, rather then the slightly less popular "She's a man" side.

[Tamburlaine]

I don't think I'm familiar with the fence that you're referring to...

EDIT: Oh gods, I'm staying the hell away from that fence. *Shudders*

[Rutskarn]

It's the fence between the real and the unreal, the figments of thought and the illusions of reality. The fence between knowledge and understanding, delusion and epiphany. The fence, in fact, of life and death.

[Nano]

It could use a fresh coat of paint.

[Dogmantra]

It's the fence between the real and the unreal, the figments of thought and the illusions of reality. The fence between knowledge and understanding, delusion and epiphany. The fence, in fact, of life and death.

Incidentally, I'm sure that a fine young lad like you could paint the fence for five pounds, there's a good boy.

[Rutskarn]

I don't think you understand. This is a fence outside of the sphere of human interaction. A fence erected beyond our feeble grasp on reality, in the miasma of things man cannot--should not--grasp. A fence that represents the futility of our endeavors and the pointlessness of our explorations.

Make it 10 pounds even.

[Player_Zero]

Player_Zero, if you're the King of our hearts, does that mean you're married to Diana?

Yes. And since I am Rutskarn we're both married to it.

[Cyrano]

Yes. And since I am Rutskarn we're both married to it.

. . . Nice.

[Rutskarn]

Yes. And since I am Rutskarn we're both married to it.

So. I don't really know the etiquette here, but I'm assuming one of us gets the couch.

[Player_Zero]

Well it isn't me, I'm the king of the bed too.

[Cyrano]

Oh my god this day just keeps getting better.

[Assassin89]

And the pirate king, if I remember correctly.

Player Zero: king of the pirates, king...of our hearts.

...or at the very least tyrant and overlord of our souls, whichever's more convienent at the time.

I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.

[Tamburlaine]

Well it isn't me, I'm the king of the bed too.

Whose bed?:smallwink:

[Cristo Meyers]

I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.

I was just bored and felt like making a pointless and stupid Fallout 3 reference. :smalltongue:

[Player_Zero]

I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.

That's my other avatar. That I used for about a week...

Besides, Brook still cool.


Whose bed?:smallwink:

Whoever I want's.


Oh my god this day just keeps getting better.

What's the matter, lover?

[Rutskarn]

I'm the king of awkwardly resisting advances and then going off to write bizarre dark humor stories, so I guess that works out, then.

[Phase]

All these kings...

Well, um, I'm king of the, um Moon. I'm king of me, yes.

Bow before me. Bow before my kingdom.

[Neko Toast]

All these kings...

Well, um, I'm king of the, um Moon. I'm king of me, yes.

Bow before me. Bow before my kingdom.

What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.

[eidreff]

Oh yes they do. the Clangers live on the moon!

[Tamburlaine]

What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.

Apart from the Clangers and the soup dragon, of course.

EDIT: Curses, ninja'd again!

[Rutskarn]

What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.

Buzz Aldrin's secret bastard child does.

[Phase]

What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.

Say that to my face!

What? I-I can't hear-You'll have to speak up-

I can't hear you, you're too far away. Look, just come up here and resolve it with me in my kingdom of myself. I wont shoot you.

EDIT: Also, my pet dragon:
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii173/Guanlong93/FullDragoon.png

[Rutskarn]

Say that too my face!


Don't you mean say that to my phase?

Aha. Ha! Hahaaha! Haha! Ha! Ha. Haha.

Ha.

[Dragonrider]

Buzz Aldrin's secret bastard child does.

How come Michael Collins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Collins_(astronaut)) never gets any love? :smalltongue:

[Quincunx]

Someone had to be the mommy.

--Quincunx
Woodpecker on the fence between the real and the unreal

[Tamburlaine]

I like Michael Collins, but Buzz has the cooler name.

[Dragonrider]

I like Michael Collins, but Buzz has the cooler name.

When I was seven-ish, I was reading a book about Apollo 11, and I thought, "HAHAHA! 'Buzz Aldrin', that's like 'Buzz Lightyear', what a coincidence! Hahahaha! ...Wait...." :smallannoyed:

The voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi surrounded me in mystical light:

THAT'S NO COINCIDENCE! THAT'S A MARKETING PLOY!


...wow, I haven't told a joke that forced in a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time. :smalltongue:

[Neko Toast]

Say that to my face!

What? I-I can't hear-You'll have to speak up-

I can't hear you, you're too far away. Look, just come up here and resolve it with me in my kingdom of myself. I wont shoot you.

EDIT: Also, my pet dragon:
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii173/Guanlong93/FullDragoon.png

Whoa whoa whoa. There's no need for that now. Look, you and I have clearly got off on the wrong foot. I need you for power (werewolf), and you need me to follow you to boost your reputation. Why don't we just leave it at that and call it a day.

[Rutskarn]

...wow, I haven't told a joke that forced in a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time. :smalltongue:


I'll be honest, I probably wouldn't have even noticed there was a joke if you hadn't said that.

[Dragonrider]

I'll be honest, I probably wouldn't have even noticed there was a joke if you hadn't said that.

That's because it was only a joke in the sense that I was keeping myself amused. Not a lot to do round here come summertime, don'tcha know.

[Phase]

Whoa whoa whoa. There's no need for that now. Look, you and I have clearly got off on the wrong foot. I need you for power (werewolf), and you need me to follow you to boost your reputation. Why don't we just leave it at that and call it a day.

Throw in a bag of Drago-ChowTM for Fluffy here and you've got yourself a deal.

[Tamburlaine]

That's because it was only a joke in the sense that I was keeping myself amused. Not a lot to do round here come summertime, don'tcha know.

Round where?

[Cyrano]

Round where?

Cranberry sauce, obviously. I mean, oh my GOD, have people here forgotten how to READ?

[Tamburlaine]

So what is there to do in Cranberry Sauce in the winter?

[eidreff]

Sit next to Turkies?

[Dragonrider]

So what is there to do in Cranberry Sauce in the winter?

Thanksgiving and Christmas.

It's traditional, see.

[Cyrano]

So what is there to do in Cranberry Sauce in the winter?

Very few people of note.

[Neko Toast]

Throw in a bag of Drago-ChowTM for Fluffy here and you've got yourself a deal.

I'll have it on a rocket ship to the moon within the hour.

[Quincunx]

So what is there to do in Cranberry Sauce in the winter?

Well, when it's too cold for pudding, cranberry sauce is getting to the perfect viscosity for naked food fights, assuming that it's the loose, whole-cranberries-included type of cranberry sauce and not the ridged cylindrical gourmet item which is cranberry jelly that holds its shape after schlorping out of the can.

[Tamburlaine]

Of course, I tend to forget 'cause I don't do the whole turkey thing. Also, D'anna, I thought you were advocating subtlety as of late?

[Cyrano]

Of course, I tend to forget 'cause I don't do the whole turkey thing. Also, D'anna, I thought you were advocating subtlety as of late?

Well, for other people, sure.

[Dragonrider]

Well, when it's too cold for pudding, cranberry sauce is getting to the perfect viscosity for naked food fights, assuming that it's the loose, whole-cranberries-included type of cranberry sauce and not the ridged cylindrical gourmet item which is cranberry jelly that holds its shape after schlorping out of the can.

Well, obviously.

Made on the stove...sugar, water, whole cranberries. Gotta clear all the people out, first, though, and then we have to wait for it to cool down a bit before we can go home.

[Tamburlaine]

What is the best kind of sauce, I wonder...

[Tiger Duck]

Hungernaturaly

[Dragonrider]

What is the best kind of sauce, I wonder...

DUDE! I'm right here! Be sensitive! :smalltongue: :smallbiggrin:

[Tamburlaine]

Not everyone likes the place where they live. Like people who live in the past; the past sucks.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Heeee.
Doctor's appointment today. FOund out I may have polycystisticalitis ovaries. Or something.
Hooray for potential sterility! Or hard times conceiving or something!
More research is needed.

Also: I'm getting my first ever blood test next Wednesday! Woohoo! By Offler, I've been at the doctors more times in the past four months than I have in the entire rest of my life combined.

[Tiger Duck]

eum?:smalleek: I'm sorry to hear that?:smallfrown:

[Tamburlaine]

Indeed, my sympathies.

[Rutskarn]

Awkward.

Good luck, Curlit.

[eidreff]

Eep, that sounds pretty serious.

Be careful however of the blood tests... last time i had one the emptied my whole arm! :P

[Quincunx]

Kids these days. They assume that just because the nice lady with the needle isn't sparkling, she isn't going to drain them for their vital essences. Vampire education in our schools! Supernatural identification kits for the under-tens! Free, anonymous garlic capsules available at the dispensary!

[Coidzor]

Slayah's a werewulf? Hmm. I guess that explains all of the shaving creme I always see her buy...

...<_< >_> This is why I love Quincunx.

...:smalleek: Yeesh... I was just trying to impress the importance of... doctor's visits. I didn't mean to give you polycystic ovaries. :smallfrown:

[Dallas-Dakota]

Bwahahahahahaha, I just got artistic freedom on my brother's LARP shield. He had a request that I paint a Dragon Head onto it.
Bwahahahahaha, he has no idea!:amused:


Also, Little Nicky, is one damn awesome movie!

[Player_Zero]

Bored... 'Out of my skull'? What does that even mean... ? Like, my head has been bored a hole through and my soft squishy brain meat has been stolen...

Either way, there's nothing to do.

[Cyrano]

Bwahahahahahaha, I just got artistic freedom on my brother's LARP shield. He had a request that I paint a Dragon Head onto it.
Bwahahahahaha, he has no idea!:amused:

I think, on the whole, that's better for him. And us.

[Totally Guy]

Thanksgiving and Christmas.

It's traditional, see.

I always thought you were Australian and Cranberry was code for Canberra.

[Coidzor]

Nope, she's just a hippie from the Pacific Northwest. Just south of the Pot Producing and Consuming capital of Canadia. Though do agree that Canberra makes me think of cranberries.

:smallconfused: I'm not sure where she gets off thinking that she's a sauce and we're supposed to have any kind of knowledge of what kind of flavor she would have in order to claim sauce superiority over other sauces though...

[Player_Zero]

These four walls are closing in. Look at the fix you've put me in.

I would go on a walk but Nottingham is by far the worst place in the world...

How does everyone else cope with the boredom?

[Raiser Blade]

These four walls are closing in. Look at the fix you've put me in.

I would go on a walk but Nottingham is by far the worst place in the world...

How does everyone else cope with the boredom?

I troll internet forums.

[Cyrano]

These four walls are closing in. Look at the fix you've put me in.

I would go on a walk but Nottingham is by far the worst place in the world...

How does everyone else cope with the boredom?

Home-invade the elderly, see if they have a console you can play on.

[Totally Guy]

I'm learning a new RPG system at the moment.

Burning Wheel. It's heavy stuff. Very heavy. I don't think my group would be able to learn it without putting up a lot of resistance.

But hey, the internet told them 4E was bad so now my original game has been well and truly scuppered I've got to learn a new system instead.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Go to Medieval/fantasy fairs/fests.:smallamused:

[Dragonrider]

Heeee.
Doctor's appointment today. FOund out I may have polycystisticalitis ovaries. Or something.
Hooray for potential sterility! Or hard times conceiving or something!
More research is needed.

My mom had the same thing in her late teens. They had all sorts of dire warnings about sterility. ...And then she got pregnant the first time she tried. Also the second. And then twice by accident. :smalltongue:

[Player_Zero]

Home-invade the elderly, see if they have a console you can play on.

Foolish. The elderly shun such newfangled devices.

[Totally Guy]

Foolish. The elderly shun such newfangled devices.

Check the local papers, it seems that every couple of weeks an old folks home discovers Wii Sports and goes to the newspaper.

[Groundhog]

Check the local papers, it seems that every couple of weeks an old folks home discovers Wii Sports and goes to the newspaper.

Yes, it seems like that sort of thing would be old news now, considering how many old folks homes have done it.

[Cyrano]

Foolish. The elderly shun such newfangled devices.

As if the "newfangled devices" were the prize.

[Player_Zero]

As if the "newfangled devices" were the prize.

You mean to say that the act of breaking into an old person's house should be amusing? How ungentlemanly.

[Cyrano]

You mean to say that the act of breaking into an old person's house should be amusing? How ungentlemanly.

You said you were bored. I didn't say anything about either moral or fun. I just said exciting.

[Player_Zero]

Feasibility is implied. Would you recommend the Moon as a good destination for a holiday too?

[Cyrano]

Feasibility is implied. Would you recommend the Moon as a good destination for a holiday too?

No no no, see, I just said ruining the lives of old folks is immoral, not that it's not easy.

[Coidzor]

Well, he is fun to ride if you can afford the saddle...:smallcool:

*blink*

*blink*

...Why does this strange gopher creature insist upon us viewing it as female? :smallconfused:

[Player_Zero]

No no no, see, I just said ruining the lives of old folks is immoral, not that it's not easy.

It would be harder for a gentleman such as myself to perform such a deed than to, say, sculpt Pluto into a masterpiece sculpture by eye using my force of will.

This boredom is driving me to melancholy.

[Cyrano]

Well, he is fun to ride if you can afford the saddle...:smallcool:

*blink*

*blink*

...Why does this strange gopher creature insist upon us viewing it as female? :smallconfused:

What on Eris' nine hojillion fingernails are you talking aboot?

PZ, why don't you describe your situation in more detail? Where do you live? What can you do there? Why can't I track your IP to it's physical location?

[Dogmantra]

He lives in a cage in my back garden where I force him to dance for guests. Don't worry, I'll send the monkey in soon, Mr. Zero.

[Nameless]

Hello peoples. :smallsmile:

[Coidzor]

Hi, Nameless Wonder! :smallbiggrin:

*grabs and dances polka with*

<_< Phase is fun to ride if you have a moon-sized saddle to fit him?

>_> Groundhog is ranting about being a woman/female in her signature. I only just noticed it.

<_< These are what I'm going on aboot.

[Nameless]

Hi, Nameless Wonder! :smallbiggrin:

*grabs and dances polka with*



Greetings my hard rocking amigo. :smalltongue:
I am very tired. :3

[Player_Zero]

I don't know who's in your cage, Dogboy, but I'm far too beautiful to be held captive.

It is because my sheer brilliance stops all forms of information gathering including but not limited to scrying, upon entails, crystal ball, you name it, being looked up and wild speculation too.

But really, I'm unmotivated. I need some sort of muse.

[Recaiden]

>_> Groundhog is ranting about being a woman/female in her signature. I only just noticed it.


Well, it may have helped, offensive as it can be. I had been sure that certain posters were actually males who had swapped their gender symbols for BG week or some other joke. And vice-versa.

Hello Nameless.

[Cyrano]

It is because my sheer brilliance stops all forms of information gathering including but not limited to scrying, upon entails, crystal ball, you name it, being looked up and wild speculation too.

Like...life?
Hardly gentlemanly.

[Phase]

Feasibility is implied. Would you recommend the Moon as a good destination for a holiday too?

Wha-what?

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii173/Guanlong93/Sadness.png

[Coidzor]

I know why the caged PZ sings. :smallwink:

Why so tired, Nameless?

[Nameless]

I know why the caged PZ sings. :smallwink:

Why so tired, Nameless?

Well. it's almost 25 past 12 and I wake up early for work. :3

[Player_Zero]

Wha-what?

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii173/Guanlong93/Sadness.png

How droll. Why, I laughed there for a full 40, 45 seconds.


Like...life?
Hardly gentlemanly.

Now that doesn't even make sense.

[Cyrano]

Now that doesn't even make sense.

Life is considered a form of information gathering and storage, and not just memory but even such things as DNA. You're saying your very presence would inhibit this process, causing death or bizarre mutation in any being with a clear line of sight to your, admittedly glorious, visage.

[Player_Zero]

Life is considered a form of information gathering and storage, and not just memory but even such things as DNA. You're saying your very presence would inhibit this process, causing death or bizarre mutation in any being with a clear line of sight to your, admittedly glorious, visage.

I know what you meant. It still doesn't make sense. It's a leap in logic.

[Cyrano]

I know what you meant. It still doesn't make sense. It's a leap in logic.

Your brilliance inhibits information gathering! You said so yourself! It's perfectly logical to suspect you inhibit your own life processes!

[CurlyKitGirl]

My mom had the same thing in her late teens. They had all sorts of dire warnings about sterility. ...And then she got pregnant the first time she tried. Also the second. And then twice by accident. :smalltongue:

That's good. Because I wouldn't mind having a few children.

[Player_Zero]

Nuh uh. It doesn't follow.

And I'm always right, so that's that.

[Dragonrider]

That's good. Because I wouldn't mind having a few children.

I'm too young for the "BABY WANT" feeling...but I still sometimes get it. :smalltongue:

Guess biology is ahead of social acceptability. :smallbiggrin:

[Cyrano]

Nuh uh. It doesn't follow.

And I'm always right, so that's that.

No! It's affecting you, now! Oh god, the pain you would be feeling if your nerve centers hadn't mutated into crazy centers! At least that's what I assumed happened, because everyone knows I'm proven right at the end of every exceptionally lengthy and childish conversation. I happen to be a lengthy child.

[Rutskarn]

Both of you are wrong. The speaker is the only one going to Cantleburg, and he can look at the hat of the person in front of him to tell which switch to flip.

[Player_Zero]

Well now let's not be silly.

Also, are we becoming a comedy trio here? Because I totally call wacky outrageous guy. You can be straight man and stupid guy.

[Raiser Blade]

That's good. Because I wouldn't mind having a few children.

You could always adopt.

[Recaiden]

I'm too young for the "BABY WANT" feeling...but I still sometimes get it. :smalltongue:

Guess biology is ahead of social acceptability. :smallbiggrin:
Of course. People generally go through puberty before 18, not after.

[Mr. Mud]

*Can't believe he missed the discussion on bratwurst and Rear Admirals.*
...
*faceplam*

[Kaelaroth]

That's good. Because I wouldn't mind having a few children.
Wouldn't you prefer some anthropomorphic skeletal rats?

[Assassin89]

Wouldn't you prefer some anthropomorphic skeletal rats?

What sane person would want those? Ordinary rats are fine as is.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Admiral? How many promotions is that exactly? Gotta be at least three.

Anyway, as I recall we were talking about the length of my various parts.

From Captain? Since he's obviously using Navy, at least one.
EDIT: I'm an idiot, theres five pages of RB, not two

[CurlyKitGirl]

I'm too young for the "BABY WANT" feeling...but I still sometimes get it. :smalltongue:

Guess biology is ahead of social acceptability. :smallbiggrin:

If its a choice between no children whatsoever or children I'd pick children. Most of them time.
Slightly more than half of the time.

And I'm barely older than you so stop with the :smalltongue:!

EDIT:

@Kaela: how about the Death of Cats instead?

[Kaelaroth]

@Kaela: how about the Death of Cats instead?

Meh, it's your bebbeh.

[Cyrano]

Meh, it's your bebbeh.

Good god, I certainly hope not.
P.S. PZ, if we ever do become the three stooges, I call verbose idiot pl0x. Obviously.

[Kaelaroth]

Good god, I certainly hope not.
P.S. PZ, if we ever do become the three stooges, I call verbose idiot pl0x. Obviously.

Get with the brogram, of course it might be! Hope has nothing to do with it!

[CurlyKitGirl]

Meh, it's your bebbeh.

An undead, personifcation of a fragment of a semi - abstract perception of death as mah bebbeh? Doesn't need feeding and is supernatural.
Coo'!
In it's robe with its scythe. Plus it'd be best friends with Death. I ca see it now, the little skeletal Death of Cats curled up on Death's lap purring away while Death of Rats and QUoth look on from the desk.

[Coidzor]

It's a game where you have a mat and then you ... JUMP! to conclusions!

*pats the Nameless on the head* I'm sorry your boozeteries are running low.

Koorithilu Spawning?! More Overlords?
It's more likely than you think.

Now Dry Rye reproducing is just causing me all kinds of squick. Less squick than Em dancing Jazz or hip-hop though. That's just so many kinds of wrong it invented a new type of sauce.

[Player_Zero]

Why is it that you're more likely to note British posters at 1AM rather than anyone else? The witching hour seems like prime time for England.

OW! ARGH! I burnt my tongue by drinking tea too hot...

[Rutskarn]

Why is it that you're more likely to note British posters at 1AM rather than anyone else? The witching hour seems like prime time for England.

OW! ARGH! I burnt my tongue by drinking tea too hot...

Careful you don't choke on a scone, or the cascade of British Stereotypes may never end.

[DraPrime]

Careful you don't choke on a scone, or the cascade of British Stereotypes may never end.

A crumpet in the eye would not be good either.

[Player_Zero]

Heh. I could go for a cucumber sandwich right about now, it's true...

Anyone up for Scrabble at all? I'll camp out in the multiplayer room of Lexulous.com if anyone is interested.

[Destro_Yersul]

I like crumpets. Not in the eye, but I like them.

[Cyrano]

Heh. I could go for a cucumber sandwich right about now, it's true...

Anyone up for Scrabble at all? I'll camp out in the multiplayer room of Lexulous.com if anyone is interested.

I haven't played Scrabble in, like, at least a year! Although I have fond memories of a 120+ point word. If you can stand me I'm up for it.

[cycoris]

My mom had the same thing in her late teens. They had all sorts of dire warnings about sterility. ...And then she got pregnant the first time she tried. Also the second. And then twice by accident. :smalltongue:

And one doctor told me that I had polycystic ovarian syndrome, and they were WRONG! Also included dire warnings and whatnot. Pfffft. What can you tell from an ultrasound anyhow? :smalltongue:


I'm too young for the "BABY WANT" feeling...but I still sometimes get it. :smalltongue:

Guess biology is ahead of social acceptability. :smallbiggrin:

Me has baby-want too. Why? WHY?!:smallmad:

[Player_Zero]

Sign up an join then. I warn you though, this dictionary is dodgy as hell and the rules are slightly changed to avoid them being C&D'd.

[Coidzor]

The idea of cucumber sandwiches offends me.

Why should one mix bread with a drink of water?

Crumpets are truly where it is at though. especially when they're completely saturated with butter but haven't begun dissolving yet. *drools*

Hmm. Whether the baby has developed a braincase or not and needs to be flushed out since it'll be stillborn anyway without a brain?

[Cyrano]

I suppose I'll learn by experience. Where can I find you, jolly fellow you?
Also, cucumber sandwiches = a waste of cucumbers and bread. Although I heartily suspect, with a healthy glug of hot sauce...

[Player_Zero]

I did say. Lexulous.com. Multiplayer Room.

Also, bright blue my jacket is and my boots are yellow.

Double also, cucumber sandwiches are the cat's meow. A self-respecting gentleman would not be caught eating any other whilst watching the cricket play out and sipping Pimm's. Though, I must say I'm not a huge fan of Pimm's. Prefer some lemonade really...

[Cyrano]

I assumed that was a euphemism. Also, it took an inordinate amount of time to load this Java fellow so lag is worrying me. Fair warning.

[DraPrime]

I suppose I'll learn by experience. Where can I find you, jolly fellow you?
Also, cucumber sandwiches = a waste of cucumbers and bread. Although I heartily suspect, with a healthy glug of hot sauce...

Tabasco makes everything better. Including ice cream.

Seriously.

[Mr. Mud]

Tabasco makes everything better. Including ice cream.

Seriously.

Once again, I agree with DP.

I'm beginning to see a trend...

[Coidzor]

While peppers can be considered a mild aphrodisiac due to the dirty thoughts elicited by their shape and use and the whole increasing heat and blood flow to the lips and such, I would have to recommend against its use in the bedroom.

Me has baby-want too. Why? WHY?!:smallmad:

:smallconfused: Biology. I want on one level to impregnate a woman. Considering your biology is on a slightly accelerated timescale relative to mine that you experience desires for reproducing should practically be expected.

I mean, hell, I certainly am not ready to raise a child either emotionally or financially, but I still want to have one or a dozen depending upon opportunity and other things. :smalltongue:

[Dragonrider]

Once again, I agree with DP.

I'm beginning to see a trend...

I think you guys spend too much time in each other's company. :smalltongue:


Also: My parents sold my car and now my little brother has one and I don't. :smallmad: he keeps taking it to his friends' houses for hours on end and then I have to drive my mom's van. HATE!

[Coidzor]

That sucks.

On the bright side though, you now have a party van and a reason to not come home and instead socialize and get into whacky hijinks at college.

Hmm. Looks like I talk too much.

[DraPrime]

I think you guys spend too much time in each other's company. :smalltongue:

I've never even seen Mr. Mud in person...

Also, a funny thing happened an hour ago, involving tabasco sauce. It came up in conversation, and one of my friends very loudly says "Yeah, it really sucks when you get that stuff on your balls. It burns so much." Everyone looked at him quietly, until one of us actually went ahead and asked why the hell he put tabasco sauce on his balls. He refused to give an answer.

[Cyrano]

I've never even seen Mr. Mud in person...

Also, a funny thing happened an hour ago, involving tabasco sauce. It came up in conversation, and one of my friends very loudly says "Yeah, it really sucks when you get that stuff on your balls. It burns so much." Everyone looked at him quietly, until one of us actually went ahead and asked why the hell he put tabasco sauce on his balls. He refused to give an answer.

You mean, you don't KNOW? mmblrbmmbmrlingratemmblrmbmmblr

In other news...

I EMERGE FROM BATTLE!
With words rather than crude swords we fought. An epic battle of skill, luck, and wit. To the victor went the spoils of bragging right, and the eternal soul of the loser! Zee with the Z on the triple letter score was overpowered by Imagines with a +50 bonus, but even that mighty blow was eventually overshadowed by Job, Oho and Jog simultaneously. Finally, after much warring and sparring... two entered the arena, and when the dust finally cleared on our mighty battlefield, only one remained. For I, bloodied, battered, but unbroken, stood vi- wait no I lost. 377-359, victory Player Zero. Yeah, no, it was an alright game. I guess. It wasn't truly epic or anything.

[DraPrime]

You mean, you don't KNOW? mmblrbmmbmrlingratemmblrmbmmblr

Well what I do know is that if you pour Goldbond powder on your balls it gives you a cool minty feeling.

>.>
<.<

Weird stuff happens in the boy scouts, ok?

[Coidzor]

Also, he didn't keep his eye on the birdy... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTuMh7VDaC4)


Well what I do know is that if you pour Goldbond powder on your balls it gives you a cool minty feeling.

>.>
<.<

Weird stuff happens in the boy scouts, ok?

Someone got into the poison ivy jockstrap routine, eh? :smallamused:

Good times.

Horribly scarring, sterility inducing times.

But good. Since I wasn't involved with it due to it happening three campsites over.

[Mr. Mud]

Well what I do know is that if you pour Goldbond powder on your balls it gives you a cool minty feeling.

>.>
<.<

Weird stuff happens in the boy scouts, ok?

Oh my god. Goldbond cures all of my Jock itch... and I was about to post about it... after I read the Tabasco thing... Err... :smalleek:.

DP THIS IS WEIRD. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

[Cyrano]

Oh my god. Goldbond cures all of my Jock itch... and I was about to post about it... after I read the Tabasco thing... Err... :smalleek:.

DP THIS IS WEIRD. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

Shh, shh. It's okay. You're just in an episode of the Twilight Zone. He's not a real person...DP is Satan, alright? It's no big.

[DraPrime]

Also, he didn't keep his eye on the birdy... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTuMh7VDaC4)



Someone got into the poison ivy jockstrap routine, eh? :smallamused:

Good times.

Horribly scarring, sterility inducing times.

But good. Since I wasn't involved with it due to it happening three campsites over.

Actually, it was more of a "someone didn't want to get any chafing there, so he poured goldbond onto that area." This guy proceeded to tell the rest of the troop about it, after which half of us tried it. It was refreshing.

[Mr. Mud]

Shh, shh. It's okay. You're just in an episode of the Twilight Zone. He's not a real person...DP is Satan, alright? It's no big.

No, I'm seriously like legitimately creeped out right now.

*grabs Dab's leg and doesn't let go. Ever.*

[Dogmantra]

No, I'm seriously like legitimately creeped out right now.

MAYBE HE IS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE YOU!
You must take this chance right now: make out with him. don't steal jokes from xkcd with him!

[DraPrime]

Oh my god. Goldbond cures all of my Jock itch... and I was about to post about it... after I read the Tabasco thing... Err... :smalleek:.

DP THIS IS WEIRD. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

Well your answer is below.


Shh, shh. It's okay. You're just in an episode of the Twilight Zone. He's not a real person...DP is Satan, alright? It's no big.

Quite simply, I am Satan. Lucifer. The devil. El diablo. The beast. Das Teufel. However you wish to refer to me. This is also why I'm more metal than you.

[Mr. Mud]

This is also why I'm more metal than you.

Fair enough, but you're metal lower extremities far surpass those of the normal metal head. Mine, I think, are above average, but not quite that same calibur as yours.*

But I'm more crazierest than you, though.

*stabs with rusty craving knife.*

*Also, remember that time we had the Metallica Song-Off in an RB?

[DraPrime]

Fair enough, but you're metal lower extremities far surpass those of the normal metal head. Mine, I think, are above average, but not quite that same calibur as yours.*

But I'm more crazierest than you, though.

*stabs with rusty craving knife.*

*Also, remember that time we had the Metallica Song-Off in an RB?

I do remember the song-off. As I recall, I win. It was the end of the line for you once you started using covers, and not songs originally written by Metallica.

[Dragonrider]

I...think I should maybe leave this thread right now. :smalleek: :smalltongue:

[DraPrime]

I...think I should maybe leave this thread right now. :smalleek: :smalltongue:

Stay. The power of Satan Dragonprime compells you.
Exorcist reference!

[Mr. Mud]

I do remember the song-off. As I recall, I win. It was the end of the line for you once you started using covers, and not songs originally written by Metallica.

There were no set rules... And let's not start this. Or else, I fear, I'll be the Hero of the Day.

And no! DeeRee don't go! We won't have a voice of reason anymore.

[DraPrime]

There were no set rules... And let's not start this. Or else, I fear, I'll be the Hero of the Day.

And no! DeeRee don't go! We won't have a voice of reason anymore.

You won't win. I can go longer because I have more Fuel to run on than you do.

[Assassin89]

I...think I should maybe leave this thread right now. :smalleek: :smalltongue:

This is random banter, everyone here is disturbing at one point or another.

I'm trying to get a driver's license. Why? identification purposes primarily. I hate driving.

[Mr. Mud]

You won't win. I can go longer because I have more Fuel to run on than you do.

Fuel runs out on the Low Man's road, my friend.
Yeah, that's right. Newsted era, biotch.

[Cyrano]

Nooo, not Metallica! Let's broaden our horizons! Bands signed to Jagjagawaur! Bach! Gregorian Chant!

[DraPrime]

Fuel runs out on the Low Man's road, my friend.
Yeah, that's right. Newsted era, biotch.

It's Low Man's LYRIC sonny boy. Get the full title in, or else I will strap you to a chair and make you Ride the Lightning

[Mr. Mud]

It's Low Man's LYRIC sonny boy. Get the full title in, or else I will strap you to a chair and make you Ride the Lightning

Sonny boy? I don't like your Attitude.

[DraPrime]

Sonny boy? I don't like your Attitude.

The day that I change my attitude is The Day That Never Comes.

[Mr. Mud]

The day that I change my attitude is The Day That Never Comes.

Yeah, well I can wait. And when it comes, Carpe Diem, Baby.

[DraPrime]

Yeah, well I can wait. And when it comes, Carpe Diem, Baby.

You're too arrogant. There is no Escape from my victory.

[Mr. Mud]

You're too arrogant. There is no Escape from my victory.

Escape? Escape?! I'll Jump in the Fire to finish this contest.

[Coidzor]

I support others' decisions to have hot sweaty make outs with themselves even if I do not wish to do so myself.

[Cyrano]

I support others' decisions to have hot sweaty make outs with themselves even if I do not wish to do so myself.

I am starting to seriously adore your unquoted responses to things that happened ages in the past. It's ridiculously cute.

[DraPrime]

Escape? Escape?! I'll Jump in the Fire to finish this contest.

Hah, I shall save you from the fire and subject you to a slow Creeping Death

[Coidzor]

Did you hear about Taft?

Blamed the viking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2oCJ5IkpA), he did.

Also, me mum just came back from abroad and I spent the last minutes unloading her things with the message unsent.

So, all in all, I think I love you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFMwgOfdG_M), Soni-k-err... Female PZ/Rutskarn/Trifecta.

[Mr. Mud]

Hah, I shall save you from the fire and subject you to a slow Creeping Death

As they say, To live is to die.

[Rutskarn]

This is a test of the emergency new avatar system.

EDIT: Yeah, that needs some work right there.

[Phase]

I don't know any Metallica songs, so I'll write a short story.

Once upon a time there was a noble and gracious man living in the mountains. Every morning he would walk onto his porch and watch the birds fly to the top of the mountain. He always wanted to climb to the top of the mountain himself, but he could never make the journey.

He sulked for several days, before deciding to visit the witch in the village at the base of the mountains. "Please, witch" he said, "let me get to the top of the mountain like the birds." He paid his respects and the witch wished him luck. The next morning the man awoke to find that, in place of his arms, there were now wings.

He immediately jumped out his window and flew to the top of the mountain. He had reached the summit, and he cried out in joy. Unfortunately the man could no longer pick anything up, and the people in the village killed him for his freakish nature.


Moral of the story: Being different is bad! Don't be different!

[Thes Hunter]

*sigh* No more fake scrubbing. :smallfrown:

[randman22222]

Oooh, shiny hat, Rust... *Deer eyes.*

Also. My god! My subconscious is off its medication or something! I keep getting bizarre dreams. Like going to my new college, and it being generally wonky. Bad trip dreams. Or something. :smalleek:

[Rutskarn]

Okay, the new version is much better.

@Phase: Alternate moral: modern physics and aerodynamic comprehension beat crazy voodoo magic every time.

[Alteran]

For English class, my friend once wrote a story about a young wolf who challenged the cruel, hateful old wold who was the leader of the pack. The young wolf failed, and was torn apart by the older one. The moral of the story was basically "don't try". Depressing story...

Or maybe the moral should be "don't fight with wolves"? That would be pretty reasonable.

[Rutskarn]

*sigh* No more fake scrubbing. :smallfrown:

Oh, so no more joking around as if a mod had censored your post? Where's the announcement?

[randman22222]

Oh, so no more joking around as if a mod had censored your post? Where's the announcement?

The abomination banana thread.

[Coidzor]

This is a test of the emergency new avatar system.

EDIT: Yeah, that needs some work right there.

@_@ I am suddenly reminded of the "Squidward is handsome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QTjFxlr5K0)" episode

Also this is a reference to how Rutstiamat makes me feel on the inside. :smallbiggrin:

[Rutskarn]

@_@ I am suddenly reminded of the "Squidward is handsome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QTjFxlr5K0)" episode

Also this is a reference to how Rutstiamat makes me feel on the inside. :smallbiggrin:

Slightly dizzy/nauseous, tainted by cliche dance-floor music?

[Phase]

Morals and Aesops are common and never make any sense. Let me see if I can list a few:


Love will save you from death. Yeah.
Don't fall in love.
Don't gamble.
Don't live next-door to bums.
Don't want more for yourself.
Never be a scapegoat/have sex with an unmarried woman.
Never proselytize to aliens.
Don't do science.
Don't break into the fifth dimension.
Don't ****ing die, mother****er!

[Rutskarn]

Morals and Aesops are common and never make any sense. Let me see if I can list a few:


Love will save you from death. Yeah.
Don't fall in love.
Don't gamble.
Don't live next-door to bums.
Don't want more for yourself.
Never be a scapegoat/have sex with an unmarried woman.
Never proselytize to aliens.
Don't do science.
Don't break into the fifth dimension.
Don't ****ing die, mother****er!


Also: screw being educated, sensible, or respectful. The only way to get anything done is to be a devil-may-care backstabbing scoundrel who ignores the sensible way of doing things and gets his compatriots killed.

[Coidzor]

*sigh* No more fake scrubbing. :smallfrown:

I'm sorry to have ruined things for you.

*sniffs and falls to his knees*

C-C-can you ever forgive me?



Slightly dizzy/nauseous, tainted by cliche dance-floor music?

To a T. Kiss me, you foolish three-torso'd draco-taur.

[Rutskarn]

To a T. Kiss me, you foolish three-torso'd draco-taur.

Bhhhrrrrr.

[Cyrano]

Bhhhrrrrr.

You have three torsos? What do you keep in them? Does anyone want to play a free online Scrabble clone with me?

[randman22222]

You have three torsos? What do you keep in them? Does anyone want to play a free online Scrabble clone with me?

I'll play. Not very well, but I'll play. :smalltongue:

[Rutskarn]

Writing right now, Bobanna, otherwise I'd be all over that. Or at least, like, a 54% coverage.

I just realized that since you don't have an avvy, I've just been envisioning you as the Announcer from TF2.

[Recaiden]

You have three torsos? What do you keep in them? Does anyone want to play a free online Scrabble clone with me?

Lexulous? We still go there? I'd be up for it.

[Phase]

Better than the real Twilight (http://tinyurl.com/l6n766).

Warning, rather NSFW. It's Cracked, guys.

[Alteran]

I'm interested too, I assume 4 people works? What's the site I should go to, and is there any specific group to select?

[Recaiden]

I'm interested too, I assume 4 people works? What's the site I should go to, and is there any specific group to select?

Lexulous.com (http://www.lexulous.com) The Multiplayer room.

[Cyrano]

Writing right now, Bobanna, otherwise I'd be all over that. Or at least, like, a 54% coverage.

I just realized that since you don't have an avvy, I've just been envisioning you as the Announcer from TF2.

Trust me, when it comes to me, 54% is all you need.

P.S. I don't play TF2 but he can't be that bad if he's disembodied and personality-less.

[Coidzor]

^:D'anna: "She"


Better than the real Twilight (http://www.cracked.com/blog/my-book-proposal-for-the-next-bestselling-piece-of-****/).

Warning, rather NSFW. It's Cracked, guys.

Your Link done broked all out now son.

[Rutskarn]

Also, the Announcer has a hell of a personality. And as of fan efforts that have gotten the Valve stamp of approval, she technically has a body.

[Phase]

Your Link done broked all out now son.

Is this (http://tinyurl.com/l6n766) better?

Can't sleep.

[rubakhin]

I can't either. I'm exhausted but I'm going to wait until my boyfriend comes home, which could take ALL MANNER OF HOURS since it's shoot night, and I'm too tired to do anything but screw my eyelids open and mindlessly consume the internet.

*clicks zombielike through the Cracked links*

[Dragonrider]

Is this (http://tinyurl.com/l6n766) better?

Can't sleep.

XD

I'm currently reading My Immortal (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm), the immortalized Harry Potter fan fiction that has melted so many minds. (Also NSFW.)

Or, just finished.

God. Kill me now?

[Recaiden]

XD

I'm currently reading My Immortal (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm), the immortalized Harry Potter fan fiction that has melted so many minds. (Also NSFW.)

Or, just finished.

God. Kill me now?

No. It may be horrible, but life goes on. Don't give up. Come play Scrabble instead.:smalltongue:

[Cyrano]

Lexulous rematch, going on now, require one additional player! Space is limited and time is short, so act now and I guarantee you'll get there quicker! That's Lexulous! (http://lexulous.com)

Also Rutsy, I'll be whoever you want me to be. That's what I SHOULD have said.

[randman22222]

The URL for the twilight parody was censored. Figure out what the asterisks should be.

Oh... The tinyurl fixed that. I see.

Did you read the whole of My Immortal? I couldn't get past the first three or so chapters. :smallyuk:

[Dragonrider]

Did you read the whole of My Immortal? I couldn't get past the first three or so chapters. :smallyuk:

I had a dare with a friend.

So yeah.

Hence the loss of will.

[randman22222]

I had a dare with a friend.

So yeah.

Hence the loss of will.

Thats... Kinda cruel. :smallconfused:

ION: Deciding to learn "Trouble" (the Coldplay one) on the guitar can make one's wallet thin out for having to buy anti-depressants. :smalleek: :smallfrown:

[Dragonrider]

Thats... Kinda cruel. :smallconfused:

He had to read it too. :smalltongue:

[Philistine]

I had a dare with a friend.

So yeah.

Hence the loss of will.

With friends like that...