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2020-11-18, 11:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^I cosplay and stream LPs of single player games on Twitch! Mon, Wed & Fri; currently playing: Nier: Replicant (Mon/Wed) and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Thurs or Fri)
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2020-11-19, 12:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2013
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- Germany
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
What have you done?! I must now play a stupid Paladin with a whip and no wisdom nor intelligence.
** I cannot sigh at the DM in return when he refers to my paladin's heritage as "from that ingrate family".
*** Doubly cannot link his poor mental stats to "keeping the bloodline clean" and the family tree basically a line.Last edited by Spore; 2020-11-19 at 12:02 AM.
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2020-11-19, 11:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
**** Even if I only have 2 unique ancestors in each of the last 5 generations, I cannot challenge Pelor for his portfolio.
***** No, incest and murder do not solve all problems.
****** A massive pile of gold can solve lots of things, that is why we are being offered one to solve the problem.
******* If my in-laws, brides, and children start mysteriously dying so I inherit lands and titles, rulers will be less likely to allow me to marry their offspring.
******** The magic axe does not have a distinct purple sheen.
********* Declaring a holy war against the followers of Pelor is not a good way to get the followers of Pelor to put together massive piles of wealth to support your war effort.
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2020-11-20, 01:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2020-11-20, 09:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Yep, "purple sheen". That was a list of CK2-memes that popped into my head when I read about linear family trees. The other option was referencing Edgar Allen Poe.
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2020-11-20, 10:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Last edited by noob; 2020-11-20 at 10:28 AM.
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2020-11-20, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* I am not allowed to illustrate the terrible danger a PC is in by picking up the cat, putting it's rear within 2 inches of the mini, and saying "Fart, kitty, fart."
** I am not allowed to make it work better next week because I know what brand of gooshey food gives the cat gas.
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2020-11-20, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2020-11-20, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
- Location
- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
When doing battle with beings from Lawful Neutral planes, when being forced to retreat we are not to sing "I fought the law and the law won."
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2020-11-20, 09:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2020-11-21, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- Red Dragon Territory
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* My ukulele has no place at the gaming table.
** Even if my character has ranks in Perform.
*** Especially if my character has ranks in Perform.
**** This applies doubly if it's a terrible-quality ukulele, I've only been playing it for two weeks, and I can't stop fidgeting with it.
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2020-11-21, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
I am not to voice random NPCs in my best Salad Fingers impersonation solely for the sake of seeing who gets uncomfortable.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2020-11-22, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Yes, Zariel is canon.
**No, this does not mean that for factual accuracy you must amend the saying to "Hell hath exactly one fury that is something akin to a woman scorned."
***No, error bars will not help you.Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2020-11-28, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2013
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- Germany
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
I may not slowly introduce Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter, and Jeremy Fisher as random townsfolk, slowly drifting away from the actual story focussing on random details like a rusty nail standing off of the town sign.
I doubly may not hint at all of Saladfinger's friends being part of some Old God cult.
Insight rolls may not reveal individual NPC's overall taste.
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2020-11-28, 09:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* In addition to DwarfFortress I am no longer allowed to base characters off of anything resembling Progress Quest, Kingdom of Loathing, or any of those "weird foreign art films" that I like.
** I am no longer allowed to play any sort of scientist/engineet unless the setting is supposed to be demolished, nuked, wrecked, inverted, unraveled, or otherwise done in, within the first 10 game sessions.
*** Not allowed to do anything that requires calculating lunar eclipse shadows and attack rolls against everything on a planet's hemisphere that is detectible from orbit.
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2020-11-30, 12:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*I may not claim to have the sharpest eyes in all the land with a -5 to my perception related skills.
**Even if I have exclusively rolled maximum successes for them in the last 3 session
***Especially if my prowess is due to dumb luck rather than any real ability.
****I may, however, lay claim to a near-magical aptitude for dumb luck and artificial contrivance
*****This does not make my PC the main character and the other PCs the supporting cast.
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2020-11-30, 12:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*A character who has no eyes can't claim to have the sharpest eyes in the land by having a pair of custom made +5 feycraft pureore orethblood/pureore Mythril keen vorpal daggers of greater wounding designed specifically to slide in snuggly to their empty eyesockets and be held in place with straps.
**Not even if he names them The Left and Right Eye of *Name*I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2020-11-30, 01:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2020-12-03, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*May not create a huge clan of near-identical characters so as to have backups when one dies.
**They may not be the Clan Redshirt.
***The pool of Redshirts may not all have the same first name “Glenn.”
****To distinguish among the numerous Glenns, they may not all have middle names like Livet, Fiddich, Morangie, etc., etc.
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2020-12-05, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* I may no longer take the DM at their word if they say things like "fluff is mutable" or "you can change anything as long as it doesn't affect mechanics". They really mean I can just change some colors and add/subtract facial hair.
** I may not refluff a 7' 6" tall goliath into a 2' spider-baby with 4' long limbs.
*** I may not swap the druid fluff with the warlock fluff.
**** I may not re-fluff wildshape as spontaneous spider-baby mutations.
***** The druid metal armor thing is not fluff even if it is in the fluff description and has no mechanical effects.
****** "Druids" using shields cold hammered out of naturally occurring copper nuggets is not allowed.
******* Murdering a tribe of tortles to make shell plate armor is kosher.
******** The "druid" may wear thirty pounds of clothing woven from copper wire extracted from malachite via sulfuric acid as long as it doesn't provide AC bonuses.
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2020-12-05, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2020-12-05, 10:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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- CLASSIFIED
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
This has never been an issue for the Steel Inquisitors:
Spoiler:
All it has is the words "Druids will not wear armor or shields made of metal" in the section on armor proficiency. It is pretty much left up to DMs how they want to enforce that.Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2020-12-05, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
A faction of grey Jedi that consists entirely of female humanoids in a mostly non-hierarchal polyamorous relationship using their bonds with each other to power their connection to the force will always be dismissed as "lesbian space hippies," no matter how you present them.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2020-12-05, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Meanwhile on the grimdark end of the space fantasy spectrum....
* My astropath may not claim that they're the closest thing most people will ever get to meeting the actual God-Emperor and act like she is a holy being that everyone should worship
** If she is technically correct about the first part, given that she has a shard of the emperor's very soul inside of her
*** "Hey girl, want to get it on with a literal shard of divinity" is not a good pickup line.
**** trying to convert Slaanesh to pure lesbianism to get rid of their cruelty is not a good plan.
*****especially when the Ecclesiarchy is always watchful for Slaaneshi heresy
* May not claim the God-Emperor's true gender is nonbinary and refer to them as Emperor/Empress interchangeably.
** the God-Emperor is not an androgynous being who decided to go with "Emperor of Mankind" for convenience.
*** "Emperoress of Humankind" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
* Khorne and his worshippers are not destroyed as if by holy power by hugging them and reciting lines from any of the following: My Little Pony, Steven Universe, Undertale, Naruto, Trigun, Pokemon....
** Nurgle is not destroyed by spraying hand sanitizer while chanting "wash your hands, brush your teeth, take a shower!" repeatedly
*** Tzeentch is not destroyed by presenting a football in front of him and talking about the latest sports.
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2020-12-06, 04:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2020-12-06, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- Some rainly old island
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* If your level 3 rogue ends up fighting the boss that was created for the whole party to ambush later on her own, with no weapons, that's on you.
(don't worry, she lived)Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^I cosplay and stream LPs of single player games on Twitch! Mon, Wed & Fri; currently playing: Nier: Replicant (Mon/Wed) and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Thurs or Fri)
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2020-12-06, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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- Location, Location
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*If my character doesn't have a positive CHA bonus, he probably shouldn't be the party face.
**Especially since the other party members are a Paladin, a Bard and a Marshal of all things.
*No supersonic bombers.
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2020-12-06, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2020-12-06, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
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2020-12-06, 09:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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- Location, Location
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss