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2017-06-21, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
why though? it's a legit treatment in battlefield first aid, and a couple of surgical applications!
*unless there's a damn good reason, the following should not be standard in a medikit: crowbars, 95° homebrewed alcohol (aka "something medicinal"), rude gestures, spare testicles, spare organs "saved for just such an occasion", napalm, peruvian death peppers, mace (the weapon, not the body spray), ketamine, and adderall.
(yup, i have legit pulled all those out of my medikit or my teammates'... the less you know, the better)
**not allowed to use my mnemonic techniques to pull random drugs out of my medikit if the dm doesn't know at the least the effects of said drug...
*** no more rohypnol for open-brain surgery. (even if it was invented for that).
**** don't even mention a syringe full of viagra in case of a heart attack... (best case scenario, dude gets happy. worst case, it's a warrior's peace)
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2017-06-21, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I may no longer use mage hand's lack of speed limit to propel a rock at 99.99% of lightspeed
**I may not use any cantrip to make a railgun
***I may not use any other spell to make a railgun
****using mage hand to rip somebody's heart out is right out!Last edited by Samzat; 2017-06-21 at 06:18 PM.
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2017-06-21, 06:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I may no longer send monsters with the Pseudonatural template(ELH) at the party while I'm DMing unless we're already at epic levels.
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2017-06-21, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Ah, I believe I know where your confusion lies. The Pseudonatural template in Complete Arcane is far from epic; it's only somewhere around Celestial or Fiendish in terms of power IIRC.
The Pseudonatural template from the Epic Level Handbook however... it's on the SRD as well. Among other things, it grants SR equal to HD x 5.Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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2017-06-22, 02:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* The alcohol is not for drinking.
** My medic PC is not allowed to use rude gestures as the somatic components of healing spells.
*** My medic must not be this.
** Your combat medic is not allowed to NOT have at least 5 medical applications of duct tape.
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2017-06-22, 02:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Between Bipolar cycles...
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* [Changeling: The Lost] My GM frowns on any character who can "Scooby doo" the Huntsman and survive. ( "Hey, what's that behind you?" "What?" "Yoink!")
* Discouraged from ruining the GM's punny fun by guessing the pun twist before he reveals it. (Charging Clock faced monsters that explode and leave no trace of the person they exploded on...)
* If I use the phrase "I think I'll be funny and start with the Fame Merit on [character name], my freshly escaped changeling", the previous GM for that character should at least hide his smile from the new GM.
[D&D 3.5] As the Gm, I should avoid ever putting a 15 year old girl who is a Wizard 5 / Alienist 7 again. The Knight did not enjoy being Retributive Polymorphed into a pink fluffy bunny.
Spoiler: Answers for the less versed in ContractsTime Bombs. They explode and activate the "Leaping Toward Nightfall" Clause, sending you forward in time.
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2017-06-22, 03:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I may no longer apply metamagic to Shivering Touch.
**Nor may I use Triadspell in combination with it.
***Nor may I combine it with any version of Spell Matrix.
****Nor may I use it with Spectral Hand or any similar effect.
*****If my Warforged can cast Shivering Touch, I may not take the Wand Bond feat.
Spoiler: ContextShivering Touch is one of the most broken spells in D&D 3.5: it deals 3d6 Dexterity damage, no save. All the following methods are either ways of making the spell more powerful, or ways of getting more uses of it.
*I may no longer play a Warlock/Binder multiclass character, at least not if I'm a Hellfire Warlock.
Spoiler: ContextHellfire Warlock is a very powerful Warlock PrC; it adds plenty of hellfire damage(which bypasses fire resistance) to your Eldritch Blast, but you take a point of Con damage. However, even low-level Binders can bind Naberius, who heals a point of ability damage per round.
This isn't actually that broken, especially not compared to T1 classes, but it's powerful for a low-op game.
*I may no longer take the Invisible Spell metamagic feat.
Spoiler: ContextInvisible Spell makes the spell, well, invisible, and also has no spell level adjustment. Even the basic uses of it are fairly powerful, but it's completely broken when applied to the right spells. For example, Invisible Solid Fog can only be seen by creatures that can see invisible things. So it has the effect of shutting off most effects that can see invisible creatures - but other people are just fine. Invisible Summon Monster [insert number] is even worse, for obvious reasons. Don't even get me started on Invisible Raise Dead.Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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2017-06-22, 03:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-06-22, 03:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Last edited by danielxcutter; 2017-06-22 at 03:25 AM.
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2017-06-22, 07:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-06-22, 07:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
**Nor are they improvised light weapons.
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2017-06-22, 07:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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*Even if I'm a Nomad, can't say that I'm Thinking With PortalsTM.
Spoiler: ContextD&D 3.5 Psions have to choose a discipline. Nomads are Psions who have chosen Psychoportation, which comprises of powers related to movement, time, and most importantly, teleportation. This includes the 9th-level power, teleportation circle, psionic, which is essentially a portal.
I was planning to say something like this during my last game, but the DM went AWOL.
*If I check GitP and I find a build that's almost identical to yours, it's vetoed unless you have a very good reason. And maybe not even then.
Spoiler: ContextGaming forums in general have plenty of OP builds, but GitP in particular houses many. Partly because a lot of the good stuff from the WotC forums got moved here, and we're archiving the BrilliantGameologists forum handbooks/homebrew here as well.Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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2017-06-22, 07:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Invisible spell, it's either broken or not, depending on the exact game, but it's always fun. I've always wanted to play around with invisible illusions, invisible walls of iron, invisible teleportation, invisible telekinesis, invisible finger of death, invisible create undead, and of course invisible contingency.
Yeah, while the idea of being invisible to only those things that can see through invisibility is funny, it doesn't work on any reasonable GM.
* Despite the rules saying otherwise I cannot put all my CP into Erotic Art and Fast Talk.
** I must add more than ranks of wealth, fame, and status to that.
* Cannot blow up the moon just because I can.
** Even if I can reconstruct it later.
*** It is certainly not my first response to insults.Last edited by Anonymouswizard; 2017-06-22 at 09:18 AM.
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2017-06-22, 09:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-06-22, 09:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
[As DM]
I cannot set my campaign in "Faerun, but after the Giants invaded", when by Giants I mean everyone from this series of threads.
Nor can it be set during a war between Tuckers Kobolds and Grus Minions.
Even Apocalyptic settings have their limits.My DM allows UA and some homebrews, but not SCAG or EE.
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2017-06-22, 09:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-06-22, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*If my bard is killed in a dungeon, taken to a temple of his god, and resurrected, he should come back with the same personality he had before, not as a nigh-unrecognizable, half-insane religious fanatic who believes he has been sent back as his deity's mortal proxy, with a divine mandate to seek out and destroy evil.
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2017-06-22, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-06-22, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2017-06-22, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-06-22, 01:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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* cannot replace creatures from the Cthulhu Mythos with characters from Dragon Ball Z then run a game of normal investigators in "Call of Gokthulhu"
** Goku does not eat 1d7 Investigators per round.
*** nor does Beerus
**** ok yes Majin Buu, but only if he turns them into candy first.
***** cannot force SAN checks for seeing Majin Buu turn people into candy.
****** I can however force SAN checks for seeing Cell drink people through his tail.
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2017-06-22, 02:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*May not, upon someone suggesting pinning "Beating up a primary schooler on camera" on the Mercenaries the group is trying to get rid of, answer "Oh, I have one of those"
**ESPECIALLY if the character saying it actually does have custody of two primary school girls
***No using your family as pawns for your ploys!
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2017-06-22, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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*No character may be such a bad cook that SAN checks result.
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2017-06-22, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Can't blame me for trying to get away with ignoring some penalties.
* I am no longer allowed to perform the following maneuvers--
- Stab my opponent in the stomach by going through his shoulder.
- Beat up two opponents flanking me uphill both ways.
- Crit my opponent in the face with a dragon's arm.
- Crit my opponent in the face with his own arm.
- Parry a thrown net with a bowling ball.
- Sneak attack with a bowling ball.
** I am henceforth banned from entering the Imperial Colosseum Fights.
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2017-06-22, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
You've obviously never met modern students (shudders).
* Cannot create a level 8001 monk.
** His level does not increase by 1000 if he's Americanised.
* The GM would like me to stop using FTL drives to destroy solar systems.
** There is a difference between an unmanned ship and a missile. I am to learn it.
* If my ship can reach another galactic cluster, I am going too fast.
** May not complain about the speeding ticket.
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2017-06-22, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* My characters daughter cannot cause the evil galactic emperor's mind to stop working because my character introduced her to Pokemon
** Especially if its through using Wobbuffett to actually win a fight.
*** My character cannot sense the accidental trolling from planets away and chuckle at it because she technically had a hand in doing it even if she doesn't know what it was or what it resulted in
**** Even if its trolling the BBEG because of it.
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2017-06-22, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-06-22, 08:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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2017-06-22, 08:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
..Y'all realize that a Wobuffet can be the scariest thing in the world with the Shadow Tag ability, right? That thing's taking down at least one, maybe two enemies before folding.
* May no longer treat my murderbots like porcelain dolls.
** Even if their dresses are extremely pretty.
*** May not question how someone with the two settings of 'greased lightning' and 'weedwhacker' keeps that dress flawless.
* If my main schtick is bringing a bunch of low-cost but strong minions to a fight, must make sure the minions are actually doing something in the game.
** The teleporter should be spending her turns bringing big fatties into melee range, not playing house with tiny insignificant minions.
*** If my army is built around abusing the sheer power of its commander, must make sure the commander can actually do something.
I look forward future sessions of this.
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2017-06-22, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I may no longer read these threads for the sole purpose for getting ideas.
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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