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2018-01-26, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Most Underwhelming Feats You Can't Help But Love
We all know there are good feats and bad feats and feats that make you wonder what the devs were smoking. Then there's that small group of feats that you look at, think are really cool, but then discard because they're actually pretty useless. They're so close to being worthwhile but never quite make it. You keep coming back to them thinking of ways to work them into a build but never quite getting them to fit. This is a thread for those feats.
For me, it's the line of Combat Form feats from PHB 2: Combat Focus, et al.
The concept is neat to and works to evoke the idea of a mentally focused and deliberate fighter, but they just don't really do much in practice that other feats or options don't accomplish better. Worse, they have atrocious BAB requirements making them unavailable until much later than you'd want to use them. The slight Wisdom focus and theme almost makes them seem like Monk feats, but they're even harder for a Monk to actually take.
I've never actually seen them used in a game but always thought they would be cool if they had been done just a little differently.
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2018-01-26, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Inhuman Reach, from Lords of Madness. Despite the feat tax of 1, it allows a permanent, natural reach increase that could be so awesome for so many martial builds-but the prerequisite Aberrant Blood requires Humanoid, which is overwritten by almost any inherited template-and pretty much all of my optimized builds use Half-Minotaur or something else that disqualifies. That means pigeonholing into Half-Ogre and almost nothing else, which feels not quite worth it for the extra reach.
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Spinning Defense: While wielding a pole arm during a total defense action, you receive a +1 dodge bonus to your Armor Class (that stacks with the bonuses from total defense) and you can use the Deflect Arrows feat any number of times until your next turn (you do not need an open hand to deflect ranged weapons while using this feat). While using this feat, you cannot catch any of the weapons through the Snatch Arrows feat.
while this seem like an awesome Idea for an AOO build, the feat tax is too high requiring the deflect arrow feat, and Combat Expertise. Which you cann't use while taking a total defense action. the feat tax always seems too high
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2018-01-26, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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I like Combat Casting. It is a big deal to me to be able to cast defensively and not fail as soon as possible. In 3E, Combat Casting + Skill Focus Concentration + 14 CO + max ranks means I never fail a defensive concentration check on even my highest spell for the rest of the game (edit: Starting at level 4) , barring penalty to skill checks. When I want to cast a spell, I want to cast a spell. I don't necessarily want to or be able to take a 5 ft step back.
In Pathfinder this is harder to do due to the harsher scaling of defensive casting DC of higher level spells. It is possible but requires more investiture in feats, a trait, and casting ability score. That's only if you want it for your highest level spell. If you don't need autosuccess for your highest level spell you can save a feat or two.
I'm also a fan of Great Fortitude/Lightning Reflexes/Iron Will. Passive abilities do not offend me. I like them. The +2 to the saving throw is significant and important enough for me.
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2018-01-26, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Dodge. It should be an indispensable keystone for builds themed around mobile/acrobatic fighting styles, which means it should scale with BAB or character level. But even in Pathfinder it's only worthwhile to take if you're paying the feat tax for something else. Still, I end up putting it on a lot of characters who'd probably be better off with a different feat.
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2018-01-26, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Any feat that tries to make under used weapons like crossbows useful. I see things like crossbow mastery from pathfinder and think that I can make a cool crossbow build then I realize it has three prerequisite feats including one that might be a dead feat beforehand in order to get a bow with worse scaling.
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2018-01-26, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Wield Oversized Weapon. The -2 to hit is so much worse than the slight increase in damage. But the mental image is so great for any two-handed melee build.
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2018-01-26, 08:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Weapon style feats. The prerequisites are just too steep for them to be really good—but they're so cool!
Tactical feats are also really awesome, but rarely good. I particularly like the flavor of Combat Cloak Expert; it's just so awkward, though.Rhymes with "Protracted."
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2018-01-26, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Whirlwind Attack
Not really worth the feats to acquire, but it was fun the few times I managed to pull it off.
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2018-01-26, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm going to say the Possessed Hand family of feats in Pathfinder. Not because they're particularly useless individually; on the contrary, some of them are quite good, and it's a really fun concept. But whoever okayed them being connected to each other was drunk, because for virtually any build that you could use any one of those feats successfully in, most--if not all--the rest would be either useless or even actively detrimental. You have a feat that give boons to TWF while others require you to have a free hand. You have a feat that gives you expanded options for familiars while the base feat gives you a Concentration penalty. It's a conflicted mess.
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I agree about tactical feats being full of very disappointing promise.
Gonna go kinda obscure here: Grell Alchemy, from LoM pg. 114. It's weird and pretends to have something to do with alchemy, which I love thematically, but it lets you craft all of, like, three items. There's Grell Crystal, a powder that turns into sheets of crystal—kinda interesting, but hard to base a character around, especially because the rules about how difficult it is to shape the stuff aren't really extant. Oh, and it takes an hour to grow and set, so it's not really something that you can use in the heat of the moment, so it's basically downtime stuff at best. There's Lightning Lances and the greater version thereof, which are expensive and don't have enough charges per day relative to the low damage they do (and require a DC 25 UMD check even if you're the one who made the bloody thing). And there's the Silverspear, which is literally just a +2 silvered shortspear unless you happen to be a grell, which you probably aren't. The feat also gives you a few very niche +2s, but not enough to justify the fact that it purports to be a crafting feat but really doesn't let you craft much of anything.
Lots of reserve feats are kinda disappointing. I understand that they're intentionally trying to be a little bit restrictive because "OMG scary OP at-will powers," but most of the ones that aren't Fiery Burst, Summon Elemental, and Minor Shapeshift are basically never worth the standard action, let alone the reserved spell and the feat. Excellent concept, poor execution. (Also, the range is usually wonky.)
The majority of feats that have a "family," which usually either require that you take a million of them or get better when you take more of them (Heritage feats, Abyssal Heritor feats, Devil-Touched feats, Combat Form feats, Aberrant feats, Host feats, Deformity feats, even Luck feats, etc.) can usually be described as "cool if the GM gives them to you for some reason, but impossible to base a build around when you only get one feat per three levels." Most characters just plain do not have enough feats to sink them into that sort of thing. They take too many feats to get to the good stuff, and you also need to use your feats to do things like not suck at whatever you choose your primary role to be. Even Dragonmark feats fit this description.In the Beginning Was the Word, and the Word Was Suck: A Guide to Truenamers
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You could also take Human Heritage from races of destiny
Mine would have to be Craft Rune Circle. I love the concept of rune circles but I just can't figure out a good way to include it on a PC that wont end up being a wasted feat. None of my campaigns have had me actually staying in one place long enough to make use of a rune circle, and I'd have to say this goes towards a lot of the more niche crafting feats.
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reserve feats are great but funky, i particularly love acidic splatter, fiery burst and summon elemental. i always have 1 of these for my 3.5 games (sometimes 2) just so i have something to do if i don't use a spell. (kinda hard on beguiler though usually have to do some shenanigans to get 1) love that these work with Heighten spell :)
a friend of mine can't get enough of draconic feats, though he is on a massive draconic anything kick.
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2018-01-26, 10:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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I love the reserve feat Winter's Blast. I have a druid in a game I never got to finish who fought almost exclusively with that, she used most of her spells for buffing but always kept a single slot at or near her highest level prepped with an ice spell to spam that whenever she had a spare action.
I also love Slashing Flurry and a lot of the Fighter feats that got introduced in the same book, its a shame theyre fighter only and have such silly and weak prereqs.
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2018-01-26, 10:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh! Spelltouched feats! Spelltouched feats are a super cool concept, but the effects are really narrow, so it can be hard to justify taking them.
Honestly, I think reserve feats are just legitimately good? I often find myself actively wanting them on spellcaster builds. Even the lower-profile ones, like the Detect Magic one.Rhymes with "Protracted."
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2018-01-26, 10:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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I was just about to suggest that- here's a link to it: http://www.realmshelps.net/charbuild...ourning_Mutate
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I really want to like Momentary Alteration. Getting Alter Self on a non-caster allows for some interesting things, even limited to one form. In fact, the way the one form limit is set up could even be considered a selling point, as it allows you to use some sort of temporary type change (ie, Polymorph Scroll followed by Alter Self scroll) to circumvent type restrictions once, then go on circumventing them forever by way of the feat, but the 1 minute duration and 1/day limitation really put a damper on the feat's usefulness.
Savage Species is chock full of feats that fit the bill, but Detach sticks out to me as the one that I really want to construct a functional build around despite the many hurdles that it puts in the way.
Right there with you. I'll also point to Battleshifter Training as one that I find particularly frustrating. It's cool and stylish, but encounters generally don't last long enough for it to really be practical. OA also has a few feats with ridiculous prereqs that are style feats in all but name.
You mean Monkey Grip? Wield Oversized Weapon doesn't come with penalties, and would be perfectly fine if it were available pre-Epic. Honestly, I could live with the problems of Monkey Grip if it just had the decency to stack with Powerful Build.Last edited by WhamBamSam; 2018-01-26 at 10:41 PM.
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What, no Blessed By Tem-Et-Nu?
Seriously though, Trophy Collector from PHB2. I really want to like this feat, but the payoff isn't worth it.Last edited by Thurbane; 2018-01-26 at 11:17 PM.
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There's a few that are good, but would you ever spend a feat and a standard action (in melee range on a squishy caster, mind you) on maybe inflicting a –2 for several rounds (with a save to mitigate)? That's Sickening Grasp.
How about a feat and a standard action to maybe impose concealment for a single round, but with a save to negate? Shadow Veil.
Ooh, or how about a feat and a standard action in melee to maybe make someone take, like, five to nine whole damage (that cannot disrupt them) if they cast a spell (again, with a save to mitigate)? Mystic Backlash.
Is it worth a standard action to reduce something's movement speed without immobilizing them? That's Clutch of Earth, and it at least doesn't allow a save, but again, feats are expensive. (It's sorta-kinda worth the action in certain cases, but not often enough to be worth the feat, I'd argue.)
Magic Disruption at least doesn't take a standard action, but any enemy caster who can't make the Concentration check is going to be very vulnerable to, say, a beatstick getting up in their grill, and even a failed check only imposes a trivial penalty. That hardly seems to be worth the feat cost.
Invisible Needle is thematic as hell, but it requires getting up almost in melee range and then making a non-touch attack to do, y'know, not a ton. (It's super classy, but it's hard to defend it as being worth the feat and the action and the reserved spell if you aren't just juicing your caster level with Magic Missile.)
How often would you spend a feat and a standard action to make a ranged bull rush with very few bonuses, with your only reward for success being 5 ft of forced movement? Hurricane Breath.
I personally would never spend a feat for the ability to spend a standard action to impose a –2 on a single attack roll (which will be the one at their best attack bonus, of course) or Reflex save, but that's what Touch of Distraction offers. I might take the ability for free, but never for a feat.
Fiery Burst is good, Minor Shapeshift is good, Summon Elemental is good. Winter's Blast, Storm Bolt, Clap of Thunder, and Acidic Splatter require the caster to be way closer to the target than I like my low-level mages to be, but they're otherwise acceptable. (Storm Bolt is a bit better than the others, but it's also available later.) Wind-Guided Arrows is amusing, though it's a bit niche. Sunlight Eyes seems a bit weaksauce, though I had forgotten that it allows you to see in magical darkness. Magic Sensitive is inferior to Vatic Gaze except that it comes online a bit earlier, though I'd prefer to use actual spell slots (what else are your cantrip slots for?) or a magic item (I don't feel like the problem it solves is a feat-grade problem). Face-Changer is decent, but a Hat of Disguise is cheap. Drowning Glance is almost decent, but it comes online late and is unlikely to be your best standard action if you've got 4th level slots available. The number of cases where Dimensional Reach will solve a problem that Mage Hand cannot solve is smaller than the number of cases I consider to be worth a feat. Dimensional Jaunt isn't awful, but Shape Soulmeld: Blink Shirt comes online earlier. Borne Aloft is a late game effect and is probably better handled by a magic item. Blade of Force is pretty trivial damage and is difficult to use (gishes rarely have force spells of the appropriate level, and non-gishes rarely care about doing a small amount of extra damage with a weapon). Aquatic Breath probably has its uses.
Overall, there's more passable options than many feat descriptors, but there's an awful lot of clunkers. Especially if you're a spontaneous caster or otherwise a level behind. The effects are often mildly interesting, but the combination of a feat and a standard action is usually a higher cost than I want to pay.
I 100% agree about spelltouched feats.Last edited by Zaq; 2018-01-26 at 11:31 PM.
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Energy Gestalt, from CArc. I've always wanted to figure out a good build based around spamming Acid Splash or Jolt or something at people, but it's so bad. Despite that, every time I see it I want to make all the people nauseated or shoot Rays of Frost at swords for no reason.
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A few of the weaker feats/feat themes that I really like:
- Reserve feats are awesome, I especially like Summon Elemental Reserve - it's not bad but really just good for mainly non-combat situations
- 'Vile' feats from BoVD and Elder Evils are really neat, I love Insane Defiance
- Elusive Target always seemed like a nifty way to use Dodge
- Poison Spell! Very cool, thematic ability, but surprisingly hard to use (you need to be casting touch spells and also have poison immunity & lots of poisons...)
- Fey Heritage feat line
- Luck feats from Complete Scoundrel - I once made a diviner who went full luck feats with the Unlock spell as her main attack, it was...not great. The Witch in PF ended up being able to pull off the diceroll buff/debuffer concept much better :P
- Draconic Aura feat - cool idea, not usually worthwhile
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Hey, it's a guaranteed -2 to saving throws for at least a round. That's not too shabby if your buddy has a wombo combo save-or-lose waiting in the wings. Plus skill and ability checks—touch someone before telling them a lie and they'll be at -2 to Sense Motive, for example. And it's not actually standard action, technically, it's a rider effect whenever you hit a living creature with a melee touch attack. Unload a chill touch and give them a -2 penalty to save against the ability damage.
It also adds +1 to necromancy spells, so that's an extra attack with that chill touch, not to mention controlling additional HD of undead. I'm a fan.
A lot of them look a lot more desirable when you factor in the +1 CL. It often equates to extra damage, higher bonuses, etc.Rhymes with "Protracted."
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The sicking grasp always seemed to me to be for a necromancy gish. It's also gravy for anyone who uses the inflict wounds line of spells, since the feat is powered by those spells, boosts the CL by 1, and adds it's rider effect onto any use of them.
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Chill Touch is better, since you get to make all the attacks as part of the same standard action.
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Huh. I hadn't noticed that bit about Sickening Grasp arguably not costing its own action. Pg. 37 of Complete Mage says "unless stated otherwise, it [a reserve feat] requires a standard action to activate," and there's the global rule about supernatural abilities costing a standard action in the absence of anything else, but there's an argument to be made either way here, I think. It's very similar to Soul Eater, now that I think about it. If it doesn't cost its own action, then yeah, I agree that Sickening Grasp is pretty good. If it does cost its own action, though, I maintain that it's not sufficiently useful to warrant the feat cost. Making someone fail a save to impose a –2 penalty on another save rarely works out, and if you're sufficiently sturdy/gishy/full of touch attacks to want to be in melee, you should probably just be attacking or using your own touch attacks. (They don't have to fail a save if you're setting up for someone else to use the SoD effect, true, but I've never seen a game where that's a common enough set of scenarios where it'd be worth the feat cost and action cost.)
The bonus to CL is nice in the right build, which is true for any of them. But it's a niche build indeed where +1 CL is going to be the best bang for your buck you can get for a whole feat. I understand that it's part of the package deal, but I still feel like it makes the good ones better rather than making the weak ones good.
I agree that reserve feats are cool. I just feel like most of them are disappointing when the full set of costs (feat slot, actions used, opportunity cost of spells known and/or reserved, and danger cost getting your squishy caster butt into range) is considered. Which is why we're discussing them in a thread about "feats that are cool but disappointing."In the Beginning Was the Word, and the Word Was Suck: A Guide to Truenamers
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