Class and Level Geekery XVII - When you Wish upon a Stat...

[Kurald Galain]

The Order of the Scribble

Soon Kim (deceased)
Lawful Good, Human male Sacred Watcher, Paladin 21+ (Low Epic).
Str 13+ (required for Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Katana).
Con n/a (Deathless).
Cha ~14 (no evidence, Sacred Watcher).
Abilities: Flight, Paladin class abilities, Sacred Watcher abilities, Deathless abilities.
Feats: Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Katana.
Items: Enchanted Armor, Katana.

Dorukan (deceased and soulbound, SOD)
Neutral Good (forum), Human male, Wizard 21+.
Str/Dex/Con ~4 (no evidence, age).
Int 19+ (required to cast Gate, SOD).
Feats: Scribe Scroll (wizard bonus feat), Craft Wondrous Item, Epic Spellcasting.
Skills: Knowledge: Arcana 24+, Spellcraft 24+ (both required for Epic Spellcasting).
Spells: Arcane Half of the Mystic Gate ritual, Cloister, Gate (SOD), Meteor Swarm (SOD), Monster Ward, Prismatic Spray (SOD), Pure Heart Ward, Seal Rift, Scrying (SOD), Teleport (SOD), unspecified fire spell (SOD), unspecified summoning spell.

Girard Draketooth (deceased)
Chaotic Neutral (forum), Black dragon-blooded human male, Ranger 2 / Sorcerer 19+ (low epic, forum).
Cha 19+ (required to cast Microcosm).
Feats: Track, Two-Weapon Fighting, no Epic Spellcasting (forum).
Spells: Microcosm, Recorded Message Trap, unspecified illusion spell.

Kraagor (deceased)
Non-lawful, Dwarf male, Barbarian.
Con ~12 (no evidence, racial).
Cha ~8 (no evidence, racial).
Skills: Speak Language: Dwarven (racial).
Items: Axe.

Lirian (deceased and soulbound, SOD)
Neutral Good (forum), Elf female, Druid 21+ (Low Epic, forum).
Dex ~12 (no evidence, racial).
Con ~8 (no evidence, racial).
Wis 19+ (required to cast Shapechange, SOD).
Skills: Speak Language: Druidic (class) and Elven (racial).
Spells: Standard druid list, plus Divine Half of the Mystic Gate ritual, Guardian Virus (SOD).

Serini Toormuck
Halfling female, Rogue 21+ (Low Epic).
Str ~5 (no evidence, racial, age).
Dex ~9 (no evidence, racial, age).
Con ~7 (no evidence, age).
Int/Wis/Cha ~12 (no evidence, age).
Items: Shortbow.



Family and other characters

Celia
Lawful Good (DSTP), Sylph female, 6+ HD (required to cast Lightning Bolt).
Str 14+ (required to pick up Roy).
Cha 16+ (required to cast four 3rd level spells in a day).
Age: 22+ (WXP).
Abilities: Flight, cast sorcerer spells, shoot lightning out of her fingers (all racial abilities).
Skills: Knowledge Nature, Profession: Lawyer, Spellcraft 10+.
Items: Cell phone, feeblemind causing blue dress, black eyeliner pencil, bedroll.
Spells: Alter Self, Charm Person, Lightning Bolt, Fog Cloud or Obscuring Mist, no necromancy spells.

Chuck
Nonlawful, Human male Rogue 3+/Wizard 5/Arcane Trickster 1
Int 12+ (required to cast 2nd level spells)
Feats: Scribe scroll (bonus wizard)
Skills: Decipher Script 7+, Disable Device 7+, Escape Artist 7+, Knowledge (arcana) 4+.
Abilities: Sneak Attack +2d6 or more, other Rogue class abilities, Wizard class abilities, Arcane Trickster class abilities
Items: Shortsword (the sword he uses looks shorter than the one used by another character).
Spells: Mage Hand, Bull's Strength, Acid Arrow and Scorching Ray.

Eugene Greenhilt (deceased, OOPC)
Lawful Good (SOD), Human male ghost, Wizard: Illusionist 11+ (required to cast Permanent Image).
Str/Dex ~4 (no evidence, age).
Con n/a (undead).
Int 16+ (required to cast Permanent Image).
Wis ~13 (no evidence, age).
Cha 10+ (6 required to become a ghost, +4 bonus from ghost template).
Age: 81+ (WXP).
Feats: Scribe Scroll (wizard bonus feat).
Items: Spellbook (wizard feature).
Spells: Birth Control Spell (SOD), Conjure Chair (OOPC), Detect Scrying, Fly (SOD), Invisibility Sphere, Minor Image (OOPC), Permanent Image, Summon Boot, Teleport (SOD), unspecified fire spell.

Greg (deceased)
Lawful Evil, Dwarf vampire male, Cleric of Hel 15 (required to cast Symbol of Death).
Str 20-25 (same as Durkon; +6 as vampire).
Dex <14 (same as Durkon; +4 as vampire).
Con n/a (undead).
Int ~12 (no evidence; +2 as vampire).
Wis 24-25 (same as Durkon; +2 as vampire).
Cha <14 (same as Durkon; +4 as vampire).
Abilities: Dwarf racial abilities, vampire abilities.
Spells: Standard cleric list, plus Accelerate Vampirization.

Hammerfall
Evil, Dwarf vampire male, Cleric of Hel 13+ (required to cast Summon Monster VII).
Con n/a (undead).
Wis 19+ (required to cast Gate from a scroll).
Skills: Decipher Script, Use Magic Device.
Abilities: Dwarf racial abilities, vampire abilities.
Items: Armor, belt, scrolls.

Ian Starshine, aka Red
Chaotic Neutral (forum), Human male, Rogue.
Str, Con ~7 (no evidence, age)
Int, Wis, Cha ~12 (no evidence, age).
Age: 60+.
Skills: Bluff, Knowledge: Local, Move Silently, Not Dying, Open Lock.
Abilities: Rogue class abilities.
Items: Signed amnesty papers, Elan's plan to take down Tarquin, dagger.

Jenny
Chaotic neutral, Human female Rogue 1+/Bard 3+/Sorcerer 1+
Cha 11+ (required to cast Hideous Laughter as a Bard. If she had cast as a Sorcerer, it would need to be 12+)
Skills: Perform (?*) 6+ (required to use Inspire Competence)
Abilities: Bard, rogue, and sorcerer class abilities.
Items: Harp.
Spells: Hideous Laughter.

Julia Greenhilt
True Neutral, Human female, Wizard 3+.
Int 15+ (required to cast Sending).
Age: 17.
Feats: Scribe Scroll (wizard bonus feat).
Skills: Spellcraft.
Spells: Feather Fall, Improved Sending, Magic Missile, Mask Scent.

Logann Brightstone
Dwarf male, Fighter 6+ (based on attacks per round).
Con ~12 (no evidence, racial).
Int 13+ (required for Improved Disarm).
Cha ~8 (no evidence, racial).
Feats: Combat Expertise, Improved Disarm.
Abilities: Dwarf racial abilities.
Items: Armor, Dwarven Waraxe.

Qarr
Lawful Evil, Imp male, Sorcerer 8-10 (required to cast Charm Monster, and to get only two Scorching Rays).
Dex ~17 (no evidence, racial).
Int 12+ (based on Zz'dtri's level).
Wis ~12 (no evidence, racial).
Cha 14+ (required to cast Charm Monster).
Feats: Dodge, Weapon Finesse (racial bonus feats).
Abilities: Flight, poison, detect good, detect magic, invisibility: self, suggestion, commune, alternate form, damage reduction 5/good or silver, darkvision, fast healing, poison immunity, fire resistance; greater teleport: self plus 50 pounds of objects, plane shift, summon devil (all racial abilities).
Spells: Charm Monster, Extraplanar Phone Connection, Lesser Telepathic Bond, Lightning Bolt, Scorching Ray.

Right-Eye (pseudonym; deceased, SOD)
True Neutral, Goblin male, Rogue
Str ~2 (no evidence, racial, age)
Dex ~6 (no evidence, racial, age)
Con ~4 (no evidence, age)
Int 15+ (can speak common before aging; age)
Wis ~13 (no evidence, age)
Cha ~11 (no evidence, racial, age)
Age: 40+ (venerable)
Feats: Martial Weapon Proficiency: greataxe
Skills: Craft: carpentry, Diplomacy 0, Listen 2+
Abilities: Rogue class abilities.
Items: Eyepatch, greataxe, deck of cards, hooded cloak, Deathstrike Bracers, 3 credit cards, scroll of Regeneration.

Samantha (deceased)
Evil (NCPB), Human female, Sorcerer 12 (required to cast exactly three 6th level spells in a day).
Cha 16-21 (required to cast Chain Lightning, but has no bonus spells at level 6). Also, her charisma is higher than Haley's.
Age: 18.
Feats: Maximize Spell, no Silent Spell, nor Still Spell.
Spells: Chain Lightning, Fireball, Fly, Hold Person, Lightning Bolt, Magic Missile, Protection From Arrows.

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